I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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