That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Say something about gay babies.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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