You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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