My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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