ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
So here I am, sexting at work.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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