I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
