I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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