physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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