Me too!
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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