Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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