i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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