Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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