i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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