is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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