I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He did a backflip because drugs
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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