I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I think I died a long time ago.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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