He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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