Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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