Can Purell be used as lube?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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