i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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