She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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