Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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