I will die if light touches me.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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