I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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