Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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