ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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