yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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