My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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