we're blogging at a bar
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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