Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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