I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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