drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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