Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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