There was a lot of him and a little penis
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
