So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
our cab driver is having phone sex.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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