Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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