nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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