When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize
