You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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