I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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