if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
