my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
It's just like the Real World with babies
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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