Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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