Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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