Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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