I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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