We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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