You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Everything about him screamed your future.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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