she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
someone owes me an orgasm
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
