adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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