We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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